RAWR OF FORTUNE

BLU'S PREHISTORIC LUCK MACHINE

THREE REELS • THREE TOES • ZERO ADULT SUPERVISION

🦖 BLU HID A SECRET PRIZE IN THIS MACHINE Apparently there's a winning combination. Blu refuses to tell anybody what it is.

Press the button. I already hid the instruction manual.

🥚

BLU

🦴

◀ QUESTIONABLE LUCK LINE ▶

PREHISTORIC TRANSMISSION MACHINE READY. COMMON SENSE NOT FOUND.

BAD DECISIONS 0

MAXIMUM BLUS 0

CHAOS LEVEL 0%

🔒 SECRET PRIZE COOLDOWN

⚠ IMPORTANT SAFETY INFORMATION There is no important safety information.

⚠ PREHISTORIC SYSTEM FAILURE ⚠

UH OH.

BLU HIT SOMETHING.

PLEASE STAND BY WHILE WE PRETEND THIS IS NORMAL.

🚨 PREHISTORIC EMERGENCY 🚨

MAXIMUM
BLU

BLU × BLU × BLU

THERE ARE NOW THREE BLUS.

THIS WEBSITE CANNOT AFFORD THREE BLUS.

RUN.

🚨 SECRET RAWR COMBINATION DETECTED 🚨

💎 BLU 💎

HOLY SHIT.

YOU ACTUALLY WON.

BLU DID NOT PLAN FOR THIS.

YOUR SECRET WHATNOT PRIZE $3 OFF WHATNOT COUPON

YOUR COUPON CODE

RAWR3K7X9BLU

✓ COPIED! NOW RUN BEFORE BLU CHANGES HIS MIND.

“Take the three bucks and get outta here before the machine realizes what happened.” — Blu

🦖 You found Blu's secret prize!

Your next coupon win becomes available 15 days from now.

You can still play RAWR OF FORTUNE as much as you want.

UH OH.

MAXIMUMBLU

HOLY SHIT.

YOU ACTUALLY WON.

MAXIMUM
BLU